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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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