- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.