- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Nuneaton..

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

womens rights

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Cancer.

Obama walks into a hospital....

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