- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

identical jokes get different votes.

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no really what are ur names?

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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