- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Nuneaton..

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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