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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What is the name of the car? What

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

hers a joke... japanese people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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