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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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