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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Women's Rights.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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