- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Dude man, I'm high...

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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