- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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