- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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