- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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