- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

scraggle is in you pillow case

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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