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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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