Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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