- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Whats green? The color green.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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