How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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think twice or at least think

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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