A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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were at work systems r down

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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