I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

My name is Jeff

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Women can vote? wtf

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Ron Paul for President!

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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