- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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