What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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