What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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I like your hair

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