- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

a chinese man pays the full price

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

You are joking right?

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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