- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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