Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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YO FACE

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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