- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Punching a baby

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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