What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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