Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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It says so on your cap.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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