- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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