Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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