What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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