- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Safe sex MR

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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