A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

He--Hey guys

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Anti Joke

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