Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Swag.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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You.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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The Colts this year.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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