whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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