Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Where's the dick??? east

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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