- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A sober Irish individual.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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