One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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minorities

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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