The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

I have a horse.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

womens rights

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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