Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Anti Joke

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