whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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