- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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