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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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