How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

knock knock go away!!!

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

hi

David Cameron

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

it's funny because it's funny

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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