What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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