What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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potatoes

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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