- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

4 hours later.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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