- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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