Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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