What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

13 =B you just learned something

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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