what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

womens rights.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

My love life

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

angelosnyder is not gay

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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