How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Xzibit

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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