- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What's 1+1? 69.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

4 hours later.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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