Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Guess what? Bananas

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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