- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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