- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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