I have a horse.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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69.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Knock knock Shut up

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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