Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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