- Anti Joke

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

sorry got to poo

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

sky's sty

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.