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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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