- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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