- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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identical jokes get different votes.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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