- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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