- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Knock knock open

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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