Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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