- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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