- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Your mam is so fat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What is red? A rock painted red

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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