Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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