Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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