What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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