What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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