- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

4 hours later.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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