How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Anti Joke

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