- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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