- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

outside your comfort zone

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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