- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

A sober Irish individual.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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