Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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guess what chicken butt

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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stinky boner

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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