- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? The color green.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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