Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Your mom

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Jesse gets so many ladies

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

whats the capital of congo famine

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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