Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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My mom

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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ur gey

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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