How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Walnut

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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