"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

haha black people :D

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

roses are red violets are blue

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Anti Joke

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