How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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hi charles lattuca III

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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THE GAME

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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