Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Three black men were walking...

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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