What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Ms Leong Sux

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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I am a mime

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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White men's rights

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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