What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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