What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Women's rights

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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