- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Your mom.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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